5 years ago
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
If you're stressed and need a good laugh!
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point aHair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Frieswith that.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has GottenOver Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-thru Order Is 'To go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical SoundsAll Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their PartyBecause You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,Yelling' Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going ToHave To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is to --Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.It is Called ... THERAPY
My friend Emily had this on her blog It made me laugh really hard. So if you read this I hope it made you smile!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point aHair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Frieswith that.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has GottenOver Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-thru Order Is 'To go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical SoundsAll Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their PartyBecause You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,Yelling' Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going ToHave To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is to --Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.It is Called ... THERAPY
My friend Emily had this on her blog It made me laugh really hard. So if you read this I hope it made you smile!
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Welcome to Fabulous Freddy's!
My second job!You'll probably get a good laugh at what I'm about to tell ya. I pump peoples gas!! I pump gas at Fabulous Freddy's on the days I don't work at the salon to help save money for married life! I can't say I love it but I also can't say its the worst side job ever. I could be doing something worse I guess. I was telling my friend Jentry that I work with at the Salon that I needed a second job to help save money. A month went by and randomly one day Jentry asked me if I want a job at Fabulous Freddy's pumping gas. She was kinda laughing so I kinda thought it was a joke and I said Yeah and she said okay you start Monday at three!!! Anyways she was for real and I started that next Monday at three!!! So Paul and I both work and Freddy's He works at the Bluff store and I work at the River Road store! We're a Fabulous Couple:) Come by anytime I'll pump your gas. I can't remember which one of my friends reminded me of the cheer we use to say at our softball games It went something like...It's alright It's okay your going to pump our gas someday! Well I pump gas now!!! I've met some REALLY different people.I don't know how long I will be pumping gas but for now it works! HAVE A FABULOUS DAY!
Thursday, January 1, 2009
2009 is going to be GREAT!
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